Thursday, February 11, 2010

If you Love Chocolate (Humor)

It being Valentines day, I though I'd write a chocolate poem for you.



Sing this to the aria from Carmen - Habanera. This is my first attempt at food humor. If it stinks, oh well. Ganache was not invented on the first try either. :`)

If you love chocolate like I love chocolate.
dark and sweet, and rich like wine.
Ribbons so lovely gananche so smooth
you'd be a fat pig anyway.

If you love chocolate like I love chocolate
silky smooth running down my thighs.
you with the skicky face I can't deny
what's that mess bubbling on my stove

Oh chocolate bliss how divine
you send lovely chills down my spine
a dollup here a droplet there.
soon you will have chocolate everywhere

If you love chocolate like I love chocolate.
dark and sweet, and rich like wine.
Ribbons so lovely gananche so smooth
you'd be a fat pig anyway.

Oh my chocolate oh my dear
won't you come on over and lick the spoon
cookies here and crumbs over there
soon you'll be a big fat pig anyway.
 
 
 
Ok, so it is sophmoric. But was't our first attmpt at cooking chocolate. you know... did it burn, boil over? not enough sugar. did you remember the salt
Happy Valentines Day. I thought I would attempt someting different.
Let's face it, if we can't laugh at our attempts in the kitchen, might as well not cook.
Love to hear your feedback...
 
Love Kim